A rare moment of clarity, the whole appeal of Social Networking just became so obvious.
Your FB pages are like sad little TV shows, with status updates as tiny commercials. Pay attention to me 'friend':
I'm hecka funny, my concise observations about life are so unique... I'm having a bad day and don't have the balls to complain to the person I'm actually upset with, but you'll listen, right... I really like music, so much so, that I'm going to spout out random lyrics in an effort to foster a false sense of community with like minded individuals... I just read an article on Fox News or Conspiracy Theory Daily, stand by while I regurgitate someone elses ideas to make it appear that I have an opinion... Nobody cares how much you love or hate your job, suck it up or shut it. Then again, aside from Saturday morning cartoon interruptions, I've always hated commercials.
Pictures of your kids are cool. Actually saying something is cool. I appreciate that.
For the rest of you attention starved fools... please help yourself and fill the gaping void in your life with something of substance... You know, like a blog nobody will ever read.
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Did you just call me "nobody"?
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